One of the best things about working at a children’s hospital are the jokes.  Honestly, there has to be a common personality trait among doctors who work with children.  I’m not talking about just pediatricians, but pediatric anesthesiologist, surgeons, etc.  It amazes me how on/off they can be.  One moment they’re all giggles and jokes and the next is pure business.  I suppose this happens with adults as well but too a lesser degree.  I don’t remember all the jokes I heard while on rotation at Children’s Hospital but here are some of the ones I remember:

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?       For drizzle my nizzle!

Where do bees stop to pee?       At a BP station.

What kind of bees make milk?        Boobies.

My favorite is why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?            He couldn’t concentrate!

There was another off color one I heard about decalfinated cows but I forget how it goes.  If you have any good ones I’d love to hear them.